Pat Oliphant for April 20, 1991

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Punk: The tabloids say the martians stole them to give to Elvis! Question: A) Do you recognize these, Senator? Possible Answers: A) No. B) Perhaps. C) Yes and no. D) Good Lord! Where on Earth did you get those? E) They're always getting away from me. F) Why, I had no idea they were missing! G) I believe I may have loaned them to my nephew. H) I'm not here right now-