Pat Oliphant for October 13, 1993
Transcript:
Soldier: Pardon me, ma'am - is this here Somalia? Woman: No, this here's Haiti - what you peddling? Soldier: Democracy, ma'am! Democracy for all the world! Woman: Does it come with a health plan? Soldier: Er... No, not yet, ma'am, not exactly... Woman: Then what good is it? Go get yourself some legislation! Soldier: But we don't even have a health care bill yet, ma'am!! Woman: Don't tell me your troubles. Punk: We'll get back to you, ma'am.