Pat Oliphant for August 12, 1994
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Socks: Whatever do you think will become of Mr. Clinton? Punk: Well, a leader he ain't. He has no support in Congress so he can't expect to get his universal coverage health plan approved... Then, along with his whitewater troubles, he's forever being ambushed by bimbos and mouthy right-wing Jesus folks... No waiter in the world could ever get his order straight because he changes his mind every minute... No firm in its right mind would ever hire the arrogant ninnies he calls aides... He can't get along with the media... And he has no monolithic threat to rally us against, other than Jurassic-era republicans. Socks: That all means I'm a one-term first cat, don't it? Punk: Look at the upside... No more Augusts in Washington.