Pat Oliphant for June 27, 1995
Transcript:
Boy: ...So, I go to the principal, I go, "Hey, man, I like HATE this student drug-testing stuff - like, what about our privacy?" And he goes, "Like, WHAT privacy?" and I go, "Like, what about our dignity and stuff, y'know?" And then I go, "Why can't you, like, treat us like, y'know, humans?" And the principal, he goes, "Duh?" Punk: Maybe they could test you for stupid. ...But what would they take as a specimen? Maybe he's not sure what you are.