Pat Oliphant for February 18, 1997
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White student (writing): Dere Presiden Clinten thank you for you givin us mony to goe to colege. It hav alway bin my dreem to goe to colege. Then I hav a lot of faem and a bigg job and noe more skule werk. (do you have to spel good to goe to colege or will they just let me werk on the computar.) Your sincerly Robert Knockdonger II (ag 16). Black student (writing): Hey Clinton my man Dey be say you be givin us money to to kolj. Be they jivin me? Do they be teechin ebonics in kolj? Yo tel kolj I be reddee man sho me da mony. Tyrone Punk: Well, the uniforms are fairly uniform, I'd say. And so are the standards.