Pat Oliphant for May 01, 1997
April 30, 1997
May 05, 1997
Transcript:
Cowboy: Ah declares this here to be th'sovrun Republic o'Texas! Avver thang in har as fur as th' ah kin see is Republic o'Texas land! ..Th' land ah will willin'ly dah fur! Yessir. And up thar is Texas Republic sky, and out beyond thet is Texas Republic outer space..and ah ain't payin' no taxes to Texas! So what you ol' horn toads say to thet thar? Voice: Ellen Degeneres is a lez-bean! Cowboy: Shucks! News judgement is all shot t' hail! Ah ain't talkin' to you folks no more. Punk: Personly ah thought you wuz pretty well matched
