Pat Oliphant for September 18, 1997

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Shirlene, Goddess of Communications: Now, you do promise to develop high-definition television in return, don't you, boys? Television broadcasters: Oh, yes, trust us. You have our most sacred word on it. Amen. The car's right outside. Character: Satisfaction guaranteed, our double your garbage back! Shirlene, goddess of communications, and a bit of a ditz, presents the television broadcasters the entire channel spectrum at not charge...