Pat Oliphant for December 24, 1997
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The jury: Here's what we'll do...heads, he's not guilty. Tails, he's guilty - ok? It landed on its edge - the verdict is he's too guilty to be innocent, but not guilty enough to hang! We got it done for the holidays judge! Punk: Rest ye merry- American Jurisprudence: The Nichols Verdict.