Pat Oliphant for November 03, 1998

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Donkey: How come we did so well at the polls, Al? Al Gore: Well, the vot-ers are not stu-pid, and I was out there, whip-ping them in-to a vot-ing fren-zy. Elephant: How come we did so well at the polls, Newt? Newt G: Well, the voters aren't stupid, and we held the moral high ground. Character: How come we did so badly at the polls? Punk: Well, it was a choice between..a party infested with right-wing religious nuts...and a party which didn't deserve our votes. Character: You mean close but no cigar? Punk: Not even close.