Pat Oliphant for October 12, 1999
Transcript:
Dog (Buddy): Quick, Socks! Sign this agreement, willya? Cat (Socks): Sure, Buddy - what is it? Buddy: It's just a lil' old nuclear test ban treaty I ran up. It's for the common good. Socks: For the common good, eh? Where's your signature? Buddy: But if you sign it, I won't need to. Socks: Try me again after you've signed it. Buddy: I think Jesse Helms hid my pen. Socks: Dam' do-gooders! It's got so you can't build a bomb in peace any more. Punk: Where we gonna test it?