Pat Oliphant for January 13, 2000
Transcript:
Soldier / guard: Halt! Who goes there? Voice: Don't ask. Soldier / guard: What I mean is, are you friend or foe? Voice: I'll never tell. Soldier / guard: Are you a homosexual? Voice: That's for me to know and for you to find out. Soldier / guard: I don't really think this system is working. Voice: When do you get off duty? Punk: Don't answer that.