Pat Oliphant for April 09, 2001
April 04, 2001
April 10, 2001
Transcript:
Uncle Sam: I can't say it was altogether great, but I was slowly getting used to doing business with China... when suddenly, he dumped a full plate of crispy fried cat gizzards with noodles all over me. I guess he felt I shouldn't have been sitting there, because he indicated he was ready to accept my full apology. Waiter / President Jiang Zemin: Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize, lotten amellican! Uncle Sam: I don't think I'll go bach there very soon. Punk: Did he charge you for the cat gizzards?
