Pat Oliphant for January 21, 2002
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Little character: What are you doing, boss? Boss: I'm throwing dice in order to double my money. It's a sure thing! Little character: Gee, can I play? Boss: Sure - hand over your life savings. Boss: C'mon, baby - Poppa needs a new yacht! Little character: Did I win? Boss: No. Speak to my accountant.