Pat Oliphant for March 10, 2003

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George W. Bush: Now listen up, God - You know me as a very pious person, right? And I invoke your name every chance I get, right? Keeps your name out there, it's good for you, it's good for me, right? What I want is a little more quid pro quo for my public utterances on your behalf. What I want is your blessing on what I'm trying to do in Iraq. If you don't help out, I'll just go ahead without you. After all, I don't need your permission; I'm just doing this as a courtesy. Amen. This is George. Over and out. God: Just what the hell are you trying to do in Iraq, George?? Bush: Er... Defend the American people? Sir... Punk: Not even he can figure it out, George.