Pat Oliphant for April 24, 2003
Transcript:
Iraqi Shiite muslim: (flog lash slach slog flog lash slash bash). Uncle Sam: Hey! How about that. You now have the perfect right to beat yourself silly with a whip, if you so choose. Iraqi Shiite muslim: This is all your fault! Death to the infidel American invader! Uncle Sam: (sigh) On with the repairs - if you care to lend a hand, feel free. Punk: We were just leaving. The Flagellant Society