Pat Oliphant for August 12, 2003
Transcript:
Criminal: I'm a white collar criminal. The Feds are about to charge me with fraud, embezzlement and the misappropriation of millions of dollars of other people's money. I'm guilty, of course - would you, as a brilliant and famous defense attorney, please take my case? Lawyer: You're speaking to my bad ear. Come around to my confidentiality side. Criminal: I'm innocent of all charges and I have millions of dollars. Lawyer: Ah, yes - I think perhaps I can help you. Punk: Now you don't have to turn him in.