Pat Oliphant for April 13, 2004
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FBI agent: "Urgent: Al Qaeda wants to attack U.S. from within." Ah, c'mon. How do you know this is genuine? Osama Bin Laden: Just a hunch - I thought you infidels would like to know. FBI agent: We better put that in a P.D.B. A.S.A.P. Punk: OK, but I think it'll be D.O.A.