Pat Oliphant for September 23, 2004
September 22, 2004
September 29, 2004
Transcript:
President Bush: Daddy, Daddy! Everyone is ridiculing my service record - they call me a lightweight fraud! Former President Bush: Well, er, son...I can't imagine... President Bush: Can I borrow your WWII service record, Daddy - I'll tell 'em it's mine! Former President Bush: Gee, well, son...um..I don't think... President Bush: Oh never mind - you never want to help me, Daddy - I'll ask a higher power! Angel: President of the U.S. on line one - says it's important. God: Hang up. No, wait! Give this to Dan Rather. Just for laughs. Punk: Start laughing, Dan.
