Pat Oliphant for December 02, 2004

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President Bush: Help! Help! WMDs! Iraqi WMDs are here to eat the sheep!! Soldiers: Where? Where? President Bush: Er...well, everywhere. All around. Soldiers: Go on back. Just a hoax...the &^#*$ kid made it up! President Bush: But there could've been WMDs. I thought I saw WMDs. That was fun. Hee hee. Help! Help! Iranian nuclear WMDs are here to eat the sheep!! Iranians: We've given up the bomb stuff - you have our word on it. A Sort of a Parable