Pat Oliphant for December 27, 2005
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Person: Help! These Christmas (pardon) holiday bills are killing me! How will I ever be able to pay off my usurous credit card debt? Man: Oh, I feel so guilty for giving him such easy 18% credit! Man 2: The poor devil will never be able to get ahead! Man: Aha! I think I have the answer...here! Take this new credit card, borrow against it, and pay off your bills. Charge all you want! Person: Oh, thank'ee, thank'ee, kind sir. Man 2: Priceless. Punk: @18%