Pat Oliphant for May 22, 2006

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George W. Bush: What can I do about this immigration mess, Uncle Dick? Dick Cheney: Imagine a big, looooong border fence! Bush: A fence? Who would build it? Cheney: Oh, one of our military contractor buddies - oh, like, say, Halliburton, f'rinstance. Bush: Could they keep the costs down? Cheney: (sometimes you're a mite slow) Watch my lips... illegal immigrant labor. Bush: What would I do without you, Uncle Dick? Cheney: Don't even think about it, li'l fella.