Pat Oliphant for February 20, 2007
Transcript:
Man: ... and now the courts must decide who gets custody of the dead celebrity blonde's body, and who gets to be named the father of her child! Woman: In other news, twelve more U.S. soldiers died in Iraq today. Man: But, this just in! Britney Spears has shaved her head! Woman: And that's the news. Man: And hey! May all your news be good news! Punk: More at eleven. Whatever happened to the news? You may ask...