Pat Oliphant for April 02, 2009
Transcript:
Queen Elizabeth: Did you see that? She touched me! She touched the queen! Prince Charles: Haw! I like her nerve. Barack Obama: She meant no harm by it, ma'am. Queen Elizabeth: No one touches the queen! I've never been touched before. Charles: Haw! This is hilarious - call the cops! Cop: Sir!! Elizabeth: She touched me, she did. Charles: She touched her. Cop: What?! You can't do that there 'ere! All right, you lot - off to Scotland Yard! Elizabeth: Actually, I really didn't mind being touched. Quite a new experience. Charles: Such fun! We must have them over more often. Man: Egad! This could mean the end of the empire! Punk: Where have you been?