Pat Oliphant for May 18, 2011

Transcript:

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we must remember that the defendant had a plane to catch. There was no time for flowers, or for presents or other fripperies. No, indeed! No time, alas, for dinner and a movie. No time, even, for talking. This moment demanded a quick decision! The defendant is an international monetary man of action, and time was of the essence. This was no rape, ladies and gentlemen... this was simply a high-speed seduction! Punk: Case dismissed. For the defense.