Pat Oliphant for June 25, 2014
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HILLARY: HAVE PITY, KIND SIR. WHEN I LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE I WAS PENNILESS BROKE. THEN FATE CURSED ME WITH SUCCESS AND MILLIONS AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO TURN...OR RUN... ELDRIDGE: SOB. WIFE: THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WORSE OFF THAN YOU -- OH GIVE THE POOR SOUL SOMETHING, ELDRIDGE. TINY MAN 1: SHE EVEN HAD TO PAWN THE WHITE HOUSE FURNITURE. TINY MAN 2: NO! HILLARY ALLEY