Mr. Mackey: “So, first of all … Smokin’s bad… You shouldn’t smoke. And uh, alcohol is bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad you shouldn’t do drugs. Okay, that about wraps up my introduction, now are there any questions? Yes, Stan?”
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
one reason I never grew up having a dog
orinoco womble about 6 years ago
Dog nose: world’s best alarm clock. Thrust into an unsuspecting ear, it will get you up and out in a heartbeat!
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
Snoop has a nose for mischief!
Wren Fahel about 6 years ago
My “adopted” Grandmother was always cold. She used to say that she was a healthy puppy because she had a cold nose.
iggyman about 6 years ago
“My dog has a cold nose but a warm heart!”
Chad Cheetah about 6 years ago
Why did he say “Oops?” when he felt something cold?
coreym5 about 6 years ago
Charlie Brown’s swim trunks FTW!
GRogerStreff about 6 years ago
Snoopy was a real dog when he was a pup.
Wichita1.0 about 6 years ago
Schroeder reading a comic book? Didn’t know Beethoven had his own title!
chain gang charlie about 6 years ago
How old am I getting to be.. I remember this one….
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Mr. Mackey: “So, first of all … Smokin’s bad… You shouldn’t smoke. And uh, alcohol is bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad you shouldn’t do drugs. Okay, that about wraps up my introduction, now are there any questions? Yes, Stan?”
Stan Marsh: “Why do dogs have cold noses?”
Mr. Mackey: “Uh … I’m not sure.”
Stan Marsh: “Oh.”