Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 30, 1952
Transcript:
"Would you like t hear some of my records, Lucy?" Charlie Brown offers. He holds up an alubum to Lucy, who sits on the floor.<BR><BR> "I'm real proud of my record collection.." he adds as he crouches down to choose an album from a shelf of records.<BR><BR> "I wanna hear 'Three Mice Mice'" Lucy declares as Charlie brown crouches down to put a song on the record player.<BR><BR> Music plays on the phonograph. "I wanna hear 'Twengle Twengle Li'l Car...I wanna drink of wader!" she demands. "O.K., I'll get you a drink of water..." Charlie Brown agrees, walking out of the room.<BR><BR> "Chomp-chomp! Crunch snap!!" Lucy chews on a record.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks in to find his records broken and chewed. With a cry he drops the glass of water: "Lucy! What have you done?! MY RECORDS!!"<BR><BR> "My records.." he moans, leaning on a chair for support. "Lucy eat th' three mice mice!" Lucy announces.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown sits with his back to her and weeps. Lucy says, "Man crying....Poor man...."<BR><BR> She stands next to him and holds out a half-eaten album: "Wanna bite?" He turns around and stares at her, clutching the back of the chair.<BR><BR>
Hey, she’s doing you a favor, Charlie Brown. This is obsolete technology!