Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 07, 1958
Transcript:
Lucy sits on the floor, leaning against Schroeder's piano. She gazes up at him, sighs and thinks, "There's nobody as fascinating as a musician..."<br> <br> She leans against the piano and thinks "Well...it's now or never..."<br> <br> "Ahem" Lucy coughs.<br> <br> She grins broadly: "You know, Schroeder...Hee hee hee hee...If you ever wanted to...Hee hee hee...Lean over, and kiss me...Hee hee hee hee...I wouldn't mind..." Schroeder stares at her.<br> <br> "Good grief!" Schroeder thinks as he walks away. Lucy doesn't notice. She continues, "I mean...Hee hee hee...If you really wanted to...Hee hee hee hee hee..."<br> <br> Snoopy trots up. She adds, "I mean...after all...there's nothing wrong with a little kiss between friends..."<br> <br> Smack! "On the ear...Why, how quaint...How like a musician..." Lucy closes her eyes and smiles as Snoopy kisses her.<br> <br> Lucy opens her eyes to see Snoopy puckering up to her.<br> <br> Lcu runs off, screaming: "GERMS! DISEASE!! INFECTION!!!"<br> <br> Snoopy sits up: "I've never been so insulted in all my life!"<br> <br>
Get some disinfectant! Get some hot water! Get some iodine!