Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 02, 1961
Transcript:
Lucy comes in from the outfield and calls, "Time out!"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I gotta have a little conference with our pitcher-manager. A baseball game is nothing without a few conferences . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy walks up to Charlie Brown and says, "Well, manager, how's the game going? Everything okay here on the pitcher's mound?"<BR><BR> Lucy stands next to Charlie Brown and says, "I'm always amazed at how far you can see from up here . . . We don't get any sort of view at all from the outfield . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy slides and says, "Gee . . . I bet you could even slide down this thing if you wanted to . . . Sure you can, see?"<BR><BR> Lucy runs up to the mound and shouts, "Look out! Here I come!"<BR><BR> Lucy slides over the mound and says, "Wheeeee!"<BR><BR> Lucy turns around and says, "Look out! Here I come again!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "Get out of here!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "Charlie Brown will never make a good manager . . . He's too crabby!"<BR><BR>
Crabbiness is her department.