Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 14, 1962
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Linus watch tv.<BR><BR> Lucy bounces a ball.<BR><BR> Lucy tosses the ball to Linus and says, "Here, catch!" Linus yells, "Ow! My head!"<BR><BR> Linus yells, "Aaugh! I'm bleeding!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown watches as Linus yells, "I'm bleeding to death! I'm bleeding to death!"<BR><BR> Linus wails, "Somebody help me! I'm bleeding to death! I'm bleeding to death!"<BR><BR> Lucy snaps, "Oh, cut it out! It was just a rubber ball . . ." Linus says, "It was?"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, "I've never known someone who could get so excited over nothing!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown and Linus resume watching tv. Linus says, "I want to apologize for making such a scene, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "I thought my life's blood was draining away!"<BR><BR>
Scalp wounds do bleed alarmingly