Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 07, 1962

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano, looking at a piece of paper and says, "This is a report on what sort of men make the best husbands."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "Dentists, draftsmen, hockey players, well diggers and lumber salesmen rate the highest . . . Piano players rate shockingly low!"<BR><BR> Schroeder asks, "Where did you get a report like that?"<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I just made it up!"<BR><BR>