Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 24, 1965
Transcript:
Charlie Brown kneels next to a pile of snowballs and says, "Well, are you going to start something, or aren't you?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "You think I'm afraid, don't you?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown kneels next to his pile of snowballs and says, "Well, I'm not! When it comes to snowball wars, I'm an expert!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands up with his arms wide and shouts, "Go ahead and start something! I'm ready for you!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown shouts, "C'mon! I'll stand the whole bunch of you!!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown gets knocked over by dozens of snowballs.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies in a daze and says, "Why do I always say things like that?"<BR><BR>
If you can’t throw a snowball any better than you can pitch, you probably shouldn’t say anything.