Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 08, 1965
Transcript:
Schroeder wears his catchers uniform and talks to Lucy and Charlie Brown. Schroeder says, "Perhaps you shouldn't be a playing manager, Charlie Brown, perhaps you should be a bench manager."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "That's a good idea . . . You'd be a great bench manager, Charlie Brown . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "You could say, 'Bench do this! Bench do that!' You could even be in charge of where we put the bench . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "When the team gets to the ball park you could say, 'Let's put the bench here!' or 'Let's put the bench there!'" Charlie Brown says, "I can't stand it!"<BR><BR>
Actually, he isn’t a bad manager, as far as I can tell. He just can’t pitch, hit, or field at all.