Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 14, 1965
Transcript:
Linus sits and watches tv.<BR><BR> Lucy comes up behind Linus.<BR><BR> Lucy gets up and says, "Might as well turn this off . . . there's no one watching it . . ."<BR><BR> Linus's hair stands on end as he says, "No one watching it?"<BR><BR> Linus shouts, "Waddya mean, no one? I'm someone!"<BR><BR> Linus waves his fist in the air and says, "You come back here and turn on this tv! If anyone is a someone, I am!!!"<BR><BR> Linus shouts, "I demand that you come back here! Do you hear me? I'm a real someone!!!"<BR><BR> Linus says, "I demand that you come back here and turn on this tv!"<BR><BR> Linus stares.<BR><BR> Linus sits down, holding his blanket and sucking his thumb. He says, "It was a lousy program anyway!"<BR><BR>
Linus was born with a tragic inability to turn on a TV set…