Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 16, 1966
Transcript:
Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy sits with her back against the piano. A music staff with notes appears.<BR><BR> "What if you and I got married someday, Schroeder?" Lucy turns to face Schroeder.<BR><BR> "And what if we were so poor you had to sell your piano so we could buy saucepans?" Lucy places her elbow on the piano. Shroeder continues to play.<BR><BR> "Saucepans?" askas Shroeder, looking up at her. "Sure, you wouldn't expect me to keep house without a good set of saucepans, would you?" Lucy looks up at him.<BR><BR> "SAUCEPANS?!" Schroeder repeats. Lucy sits with her back to him.<BR><BR> She adds, "Girls have to think about these things..Boys are lucky...They never have to worry about things like saucepans..."<BR><BR> "I can't stand it...I just can't stand it..." Shroeder puts his head down on the piano and groans. Lucy still sits with her back to him.<BR><BR>
Don’t worry Schroeder – I can only think of one situation where you’d be forced to marry Lucy, and you’re never going to get that old.