Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 13, 1966
Transcript:
Charlie Brown runs with his kite.<BR><BR> Suddenly, the kite comes crashing to the ground.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown is covered in kite string.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks home dragging the kite and all the string behind him.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown gets into the bathtub, still covered in string.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies in bed, still tangled in string, and says, "Years from now, when I get drafted, the Army examiner will ask me why I have this kite with me, and I'll say, 'Don't ask such stupid questions.'"<BR><BR>