Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 11, 1966
Transcript:
The World War I Flying Ace lies on his doghouse and thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace being awakened to fly another dawn patrol . . . "<BR><BR> The Flying Ace thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace walking out onto the field . . . "<BR><BR> The Flying Ace thinks, "It snowed last night . . . but today the sun is out . . . the sky is clear . . . "<BR><BR> The Fling Ace thinks, "I climb into the cockpit of my Sopwith Camel . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "'Chocks away.'"<BR><BR> The Flying Ace thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace zooming through the air searching for the Red Baron! He doesn't have a chance against my superior weapons, two fixed synchronized vickers machine guns mounted on top of the fuselage and firing through the airscrew arc!"<BR><BR> Linus peers from behind a tree, holding a snowball.<BR><BR> Snoopy gets hit in the head with a snowball.<BR><BR> Snoopy waves his fist and thinks, "You're a poor sport, Red Baron."<BR><BR>
Snoopy never had a snowball’s chance…