Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 31, 1967

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Linus asks, "What's wrong with patting birds on the head?" Charlie Brown replies, "It humiliates your sister to have people go up to her and say 'Your brother pats birds on the head.'"<BR><BR> Linus says, "I can understand that, but what's wrong with it? It makes the birds happy, and it makes me happy . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "So what's really wrong with it?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "No one else does it!"<BR><BR>