Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 13, 1967
Transcript:
Snoopy, the World War I Flying Ace, is walking. He heads for his doghouse and thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace going into a little French cafe near Apremont."<BR><BR> Snoopy is at a counter and orders, "Gar?on! A root beer, please! Why is it so quiet in here? Let's have a little music!"<BR><BR> Snoopy looks to the side and thinks, "Would Mademoiselle care to dance? Ah, she cannot resist the charms of the handsome pilot of the allies.."<BR><BR> Snoopy is dancing to a song saying, "It's a long way to Tipperary.." Snoopy thinks, "Gar?on! More root beer! Root beer for everyone! Wheee!!"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Vive la France! Viven las Americains!"<BR><BR> Snoopy, back at the counter and surrounded by empty glasses, thinks, "Curse this stupid war!" Then he thinks, "Well, lads, that's enough for tonight.. We mustn't forget that we have a job of work to do!"<BR><BR> Snoopy heads off and thinks, "The sun is just coming up as I reach the Aerodome.."<BR><BR> Snoopy flies his doghouse and thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace taking off with the dawn patrol.."<BR><BR> Snoopy looks back and thinks, "Suddenly red Fokker triplane appears in the sky!"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "The red baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.."<BR><BR>
We might believe Snoopy’s root-beer excuse if his results weren’t the same with or without it.