Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 06, 1967

Transcript:

Linus sits at his desk ansd asks, "Why was I late for school ma'am?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Well, it was on account of a blanket which I don't have, and I passed out four times on the way to school, and that sort of held me up and . . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "No ma'am, I'm not exactly sick, but Gramma gave up smoking, and I lack security, and . . . yes ma'am?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "You don't understand? No, I don't suppose you do . . ." Linus sighs.<BR><BR>