Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 11, 1968
Transcript:
"Charlie Brown sits in front of Lucy's psychiatric booth. Lucy says, \"I've been thinking about your case a lot lately . . .\" Charlie Brown says, \"That's very gratifying . .\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"You know what your trouble is, Charlie Brown? You don't have a personal philosophy . . .\"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, \"You need to develop a philosophy that will carry you through times of stress . . . Can you do that?\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"Can you develop a personal philosophy? Think, Charlie Brown! Think hard!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, \"Life is like an ice cream cone . . . You have to learn to lick it!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown tumbles backward. Lucy shouts, \"That's the most stupid philosophy I've ever heard!\"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, \"I can't do anything for someone who has a philosophy like that! You're hopeless, Charlie Brown!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies on the ground dazed. He says, \"It's hard to develop a real personal philosophy in less than twenty minutes . .\"<BR><BR>" dialogue-text,"Charlie Brown sits in front of Lucy's psychiatric booth. Lucy says, \"I've been thinking about your case a lot lately . . .\" Charlie Brown says, \"That's very gratifying . .\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"You know what your trouble is, Charlie Brown? You don't have a personal philosophy . . .\"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, \"You need to develop a philosophy that will carry you through times of stress . . . Can you do that?\"<BR><BR> Lucy says, \"Can you develop a personal philosophy? Think, Charlie Brown! Think hard!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, \"Life is like an ice cream cone . . . You have to learn to lick it!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown tumbles backward. Lucy shouts, \"That's the most stupid philosophy I've ever heard!\"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away and says, \"I can't do anything for someone who has a philosophy like that! You're hopeless, Charlie Brown!\"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown lies on the ground dazed. He says, \"It's hard to develop a real personal philosophy in less than twenty minutes . .\"<BR><BR>"
Life is like a box of chocolates. You’ll never know what jerk put mustard in one of them.