Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 15, 1968
Transcript:
Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy approaches.<BR><BR> Lucy stands nex to the piano and says, "Tomorrow is Beethoven's birthday . ."<BR><BR> Lucy smiles and says, "I have an idea for a great party!"<BR><BR> Lucy sits on the piano and says, "We'll invite an equal number of boys and girls, see, and each boy will bring a girl a nice present . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy leans on the piano and says, "At the appointed time, each girl will open her present, and then each girl will give each boy a warm hug and a kiss!"<BR><BR> Schroeder says, "Tomorrow is Beethoven's birthday . . ."<BR><BR> Schroeder continues, "I shall celebrate his birthday by playing his sonata in a flat major, opus 110, and sitting in silent meditation for one minute . . . By myself!"<BR><BR> Lucy frowns and says, "Tomorrow is Monday . ."<BR><BR>
What’s your problem Schroeder ?