Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 05, 1969

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The World Famous Hockey Player holds a hockey stick and thinks, "All right, you guys, let's go out there and show 'em!"<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player skates and thinks, "Here's The World Famous Hockey Player skating out onto the ice . . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player thinks, "Bang! I slap the puck into the backboards! This is the first game of the season . . Knees slightly flexed, I skate smoothly around the rink, my mere presence being an inspiration to my teammates . . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player thinks, "My remarkable ability to shoot from either side makes me invaluable . . I can play any position . . Center, right wing, left wing . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player continues to think, "My fierce checking makes me the most respected defenseman in the league . . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player thinks, "Ah! I am being called over to the bench . . ."<BR><BR> The World Famous Hockey Player stands and thinks, "What position do you want me to play today, coach?"<BR><BR> Snoopy hides in the goal and thinks, "Goalie?!"<BR><BR>