Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 14, 1969
Transcript:
Lucy and Linus sit at the table. Lucy says, "Ready?" Linus writes and says, "Ready . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "'Dear Santa Claus' no, change that to 'My dear Mr. Claus.'" Linus says, "That's kind of formal . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Okay, how about, 'Dearest Santa'?" Linus says, "How about, 'Dear Chubby'?"<BR><BR> Lucy replies, "Don't get funny . . . Just write what I tell you . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Dearest Santa, I have been perfect all year . . ." Linus shouts, "Perfect?!"<BR><BR> Lucy hits Linus and knocks him on the floor.<BR><BR> Lucy shouts, "I have an opening here for a new secretary . . . Anyone care to apply?" Linus says, "Forget it . . ."<BR><BR>
She wanted you to take a letter, not an editorial, Linus.