Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 13, 1970
Transcript:
Charlie Brown holds a bat and tosses a baseball in the air to hit it. Lucy watches and asks, "Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" Charlie Brown says, "Oh, yes . . I have a very nice room."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown hits the ball. Lucy says, "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room . . . Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "Why do you tell me things like that?" Lucy says, "It's on a list I've made up for you . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy holds up a piece of paper and says, "I call it, 'Things you might as well know.'"<BR><BR>
Nobody wants to know those things.