Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 17, 1970

Transcript:

Charlie Brown stands on the pitcher's mound. Lucy stands behind him and says, "Hey, manager, it's hot out there in center field."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown turns around and faces Lucy. Lucy continues, "Would you care if I put on my bikini? And as long as I had on my bikini, would you care if I went to the beach? And as long as I'm at the beach, would you care if I just forgot about the ball game?"<BR><BR> Lucy tumbles backward. Charlie Brown shouts, "Get back out there in center field where you belong!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks back to the outfield and says, "You'd think a manager would appreciate an outfielder who looked good in a bikini . . ."<BR><BR>