Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 18, 1972
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Lucy stand at the wall. Charlie Brown says, "I talked with my opthalmologist today." Lucy replies, "So?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown explains, "He said that all human eyes are very close to twenty-five millimeters in diameter . . He said that some people's eyes appear larger because of a wide lid fissure."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Therefore, it is not true that people with large eyes need more sleep than people with small eyes . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "I know a kid in school who belongs to four book clubs!"<BR><BR>
Actually, what Charlie Brown proves is that there are no large eyes or small eyes. He proved nothing about sleep. Just had to underline that.