Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 24, 1972
Transcript:
Sally stands at the edge of the beach near the water.<BR><BR> Sally shouts, "You stupid kid, who lives clear across on the other side of the world, send back my beach ball!!"<BR><BR> Sally waits at the edge of the beach.<BR><BR> Sally shouts, "What are you, a communist or something?!"<BR><BR>
He couldn’t be. Communists don’t have beaches, because it would result in beach front property, which is anti-egalitarian.