Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 24, 1973

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano and says, "If we were married, I'd be real nice to you."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "I'd always get up in the morning before you."<BR><BR> Schroeder asks, "What for?"<BR><BR> Lucy smiles and says, "To fry your coffee!"<BR><BR>