Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 26, 1973
Transcript:
Snoopy sits on the doghouse. Charlie Brown holds out an envelope and says, "Here, you got an official letter . ." Snoopy thinks, "Ooo! I love official letters!"<BR><BR> Snoopy holds the envelope. Charlie Brown says, "At least you know that it's not a traffic citation . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away and says, "Dogs never get traffic citations nor jury duty."<BR><BR> Snoopy opens the envelope and thinks, "That's what is known as 'Small consolation'!"<BR><BR>
Neither do 8-year olds.